Anti-spanking humor

The Genie - Ethical Treatment of Children

The Genie

One day, an anti-spanking activist, and two pro-spankers are having an argument on a beach when they stumble across an old lamp. They grab it at the same time and argue over who should get to rub it. They all rub the lamp at the same time, and a Genie pops out. Due to potential copyright issues until one day when Sansevieria may buy Disney out, this genie is green rather than blue.

"All right," the genie says, "normally I'd grant three wishes, but since you all rubbed the lamp at the same time, you each get one wish. Decide very carefully, because once your wish is granted, it cannot be taken back."

The two pro-spankers argue about who should get to go first. Being the most polite of the bunch, having never been spanked as a kid, the anti-spanking activist looks at the other two and says "You two go ahead first."

Since the two pro-spankers still cannot stop arguing about who gets to go first, the genie says "The hell with it. I have a coin. Heads, you go first. Tails, you go first."

Both pro-spankers also happening to have horrible gambling addictions, they actually agree to this.

The genie flips a coin, it lands heads up, and he points to one of the pro-spankers. "You get the first wish."

"All right. I wish for the correct side of the spanking debate to be funded beyond their wildest dreams!" he exclaims.

"Wish granted." the genie says. The anti-spanking activist, just out of sheer curiosity gets out his phone real quick just to check his bank account, and discovers he is now a multi-billionaire. He resists the urge to laugh.

The genie looks at the second pro-spanker and asks what he wishes for. "I wish for every pro-spanking person in the world to be permanently left alone by the anti-spanking folks!"

"Wish granted!" the genie exclaims. He snaps his fingers and both of the pro-spankers vanish.

"All right, now for your wish." the genie says to the anti-spanking activist. He thinks for a moment, looks the genie right in the eye and asks: "So, let me get this straight. I have more money than I'll ever need in a hundred lifetimes, and all the pro-spankers are gone from the face of the Earth?"

"That is correct," the genie replies.

Without hesitation, the anti-spanking activist says "I wish for a Diet Coke."

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