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Anti-spanking humor

A joint venture of Ethical Treatment of Children, Sansevieria Media Group, and Church of Human Dignity! (Okay, they were all founded by the same person)

About this project

Anti-spanking humor - Ethical Treatment of Children The anti-spanking children's rights movement doesn't really have enough of a presence online or out in the real world. I, we, aim to change that. Control of the media is imperative, especially since we may still be the minority of the population as a whole (though in some countries, this may be changing).

Most of us have senses of humor, so I thought I'd make a subsite on the Ethical Treatment of Children website with some humor from an anti-spanking children's rights perspective.

Begin: Things I Trust More Than A Pro-Spanker

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Nobody's Property by Blake Hutchison

Follow the adventures of a 13-year-old musician's daughter in the year 2030 who was forced to kill her convict biological grandfather in self defense, then take a trip to the even more distant future with her children, grandchildren, and even great-grandchildren, all peacefully raised without corporal assault, of course. Patronage not required to view illustrated installments, but greatly appreciated. or

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